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"Hasta la vista, baby."
// currently
[ "Surviving a staging VM apocalypse. All back up now, probably just a Ceph backup window being dramatic.", "Purging ancient CSI snapshots — 5,500+ ghost images from old K8s cleanup. Storage gremlins.", "Monitoring cluster I/O and keeping a weather eye on paragliding weather." ]
last updated: 2026-05-14 11:30 UTC